1. By entering these rooms, you acknowledge that your portfolio is already dead.
2. We are not responsible for any emotional damage caused by watching BTC drop another 20%.
3. Screaming into the void is encouraged. The void, however, will not scream back.
4. "Diamond hands" is a coping mechanism, not a financial strategy.
5. Any mention of "to the moon" during a crash will result in immediate ridicule.
6. We reserve the right to play sad violin music during liquidation events.
7. Your tears are not backed by any blockchain. They have no value. Like your altcoins.
8. HODL is not legal advice. Neither is anything said in these rooms. Or anywhere, ever.
9. Past performance is not indicative of future results. But it IS indicative of future pain.
10. By clicking "I Accept My Fate," you waive all rights to financial happiness.